This tape uses the most advanced subliminal programming techniques to open your mind & body to the experience of unending bliss, hope, & divinity. Customers report these suggestions produce favorable responses to all ailments.
[Hellscape Recordings is not responsible for any portals, gateways or other supernatural phenomena that may occur while listening to this release. It is up to the listener to ensure they are protected and free from hauntings, cryptid infestation, government surveillance, abnormal bowel movements, extraterrestrial mind control, any and all active curses, etc.]
Please enjoy. You are our children and we love you.